法国地摊文学 黑豹把IS3吊在风扇上打

need a goodlaugh? Well, here’s some stronk French armor history. In the TnT magazine,January/February 2009, the French actually proved that the Panther is superiorto IS-3! :)

一周开始，是不是感觉心情沮丧浑身难受？来，让法国人教你装甲战车的历史吧。在TnT杂志，2009年的1月2月号里，法国人证明了黑豹其实比IS-3还吊！

Let’s start withsomething mild. The armor.

嘛，咱先从口味轻一点的来。首先是装甲

法国地摊文学 黑豹把IS3吊在风扇上打

Well, forstarters, that’s a Panther with 88mm L/71 and Schmalturm. Because, you know,that totally existed. The numbers are off too – but whatever. The magazine iscalling that Panther Ausf.F. Newsflash: Panther Ausf.F did NOT have the 88mmL/71, that was a separate project!

首先映入我们眼帘的是装备有88mmL/71以及窄型炮塔的黑豹。这玩意的确存在，嘛，你懂的。而且标数也不对，这咱也不提了。顺带一提这杂志管这车叫黑豹F型。什么时候黑豹F型有特么的88mmL/71了？这是两个计划好不好？！

But no worries, it gets better – mobility:

这还是开胃菜，后面还有更吊的-机动性：

法国地摊文学 黑豹把IS3吊在风扇上打

Again, German fantasy (900hp HL234 engine, that wasn’t even a part of the Panther Ausf.F program!) versus Soviet reality (which is not even right, IS-3 was powered by a 520hp engine). Based on fantasy numbers, the French prove that the Panther had superior mobility to the IS-3, by a huge margin.

又来了，德国的火星科技发动机（900hp的HL234引擎，尽管这玩意甚至都不在黑豹F型的设计之内）对抗苏联的史实发动机（更何况数据都不对，is-3的发动机是520hp）。根据火星科技对抗地球科技的结果，法国人证明了黑豹的机动能力足以爆is-3十条大马路的。

But can it get even better? Of course it can :) Firepower:

还能不能更劲爆？当然可以啊~来看火力：

法国地摊文学 黑豹把IS3吊在风扇上打

As you can see, the firepower of the gun that was never mounted on a Panther clearly is superior to the one of IS-3, because, you know, firepower is measured in penetration :) Plus the penetration numbers are WAY off reality (145mm at 100 meters? For D-25?).

如你所见，用一款从来没有装上黑豹的主炮是完全可以吊打IS-3的，原因呢，你懂得，毕竟穿深那么高啦。（笑）再说了，这穿深也不对啊（100穿深145？你确定？这是D-25？）。

The conclusion of the magazine is – and I quote: “Panzerkampfwagen V Ausf.F was superior toIS-3 Model 1945〃

杂志的结论就是-正如下文的引号所写“五号坦克F型可以把IS-3绑在电风扇上转着打”

How the hell didthe Germans lose the war with such awesome machines? :)

But can it get EVENBETTER? Of course it can, check this out. The French description of theE-series:

卧槽既然德国人有如此的天顶星科技为什么还会输啊？

还想看更劲爆的么？我们还有，来看看这个。法国人是怎么说E系列战车的：

Either E-5 orE-10 was a fake (can’t remember right now). E-90 – pure fake. Bonus points forreferring to the Krokodil, Alligator and Tiger III. Hahaha :) Gotta love googlehistorians.

E-5和E-10是假资料（不太记得了）。E-90-纯逗。鳄鱼，短吻鳄，还有虎III，这三个YY我给10分。笑尿了简直。真是谷bai歌du历史学家们